‘Yes, God, Yes’ You Should Watch This Movie

Yes, God, Yes is, by far, the sweetest, gentlest, sincerest—and funniest—movie about sexual awakening (and masturbation!) that I can remember watching. Because I have to rewatch things so many times to get screenshots and quotes, I often worry that the Netflix algorithm will mistakenly think I'm obsessed with a movie that I hate. But in … Continue reading ‘Yes, God, Yes’ You Should Watch This Movie

“Eurovision Song Contest: The Story of Fire Saga” Knowing My Fate Is To Be Watching You

The truth is, I don't always gravitate toward Will Ferrell's movies. At this point I'd like to preemptively ask people to chill out. I'm not trying to disparage Will Ferrell or his movies or your taste in movies and I don't need you to convince me I'm wrong. It can be your thing without it … Continue reading “Eurovision Song Contest: The Story of Fire Saga” Knowing My Fate Is To Be Watching You

“The Kissing Booth 1 & 2” Let’s Plow Through The Patriarchy Together!

Look, let me start by telling you what I didn't strongly dislike about the movie The Kissing Booth:  1. Its portrayal of an intimate and wholly platonic friendship between a teenage girl and boy.  2. Molly Ringwald, though I question why she agreed to be in this movie.  Aaaand, that's pretty much it. But don't … Continue reading “The Kissing Booth 1 & 2” Let’s Plow Through The Patriarchy Together!