I'm more conflicted about this movie than I expected to be. To be clear, Then Came You is not a particularly good movie. I was shocked to learn that the runtime was only 90 minutes because I could have sworn it went on for four lifetimes. The acting wavers between passable, wooden, and just odd. The … Continue reading Review: “Then Came You” Left Me Feeling Some Unexpected Feelings
“Desperados” Review: It Was Somehow Better and Worse Than I Expected
Honestly, when I first watched the trailer for Desperados I was pretty sure this was not a movie for me. I mean, a woman so desperate to retract an email that she drunkenly sent her boyfriend while he was MIA for five days that she drags her two best friends to Mexico to break into … Continue reading “Desperados” Review: It Was Somehow Better and Worse Than I Expected
“Holidate” is More of a Holidon’t
Unless it is also your solemnly sworn duty to watch as many Netflix romantic comedies as possible, I think you can safely skip Holidate. Alternatively, you could find someone with the skills to edit together the handful of charming moments, thus saving yourself from slogging through the entire hour and forty-four minutes just for the … Continue reading “Holidate” is More of a Holidon’t
Read This Before You Watch “Love Wedding Repeat”
When I saw the trailer for Love Wedding Repeat I thought, "Ooooh. A shiny new Netflix rom-com! How fun! Just what I need right now!" As it turns out, this movie, which unfolds kind of like a Choose Your Own Adventure, except you don't get to do any of the choosing and the adventure is … Continue reading Read This Before You Watch “Love Wedding Repeat”
Otherhood
I really wanted to like this movie. First of all, I could listen to Angela Bassett read a phone book. Or not a phone book anymore, I guess. What's the 21st Century equivalent of that? I could listen to Angela Bassett read an influencer’s instagram followers? Not quite the same ring to it. Anyway, it … Continue reading Otherhood