Sweet suffering algorithmic chaos! What have we done to deserve this movie? I mean, on the plus side, I snort-laughed several times while watching Brazen. On the downside, absolutely none of it is actually intended as humorous. Here's the thing, though, the acting is not as offensively bad as I expected, and the surprise of … Continue reading Review: BRAZEN (2022) is Unintentionally Hilarious
Review: Gratuitous Product Placements & Harmful Messaging, Your Eyeballs Deserve So Much Better Than HE’S ALL THAT
It’s verging on heroic that they managed to mold a coherent plot around the more than 15 unique and conspicuous product placements in the movie He’s All That. Well, maybe heroic isn’t the best word for it. Appalling is perhaps a better term. A lot has been made about how He’s All That is a … Continue reading Review: Gratuitous Product Placements & Harmful Messaging, Your Eyeballs Deserve So Much Better Than HE’S ALL THAT
Review: Let Me Save You the Trouble of Watching “Safe Haven”
Content Warning: The movie includes depictions of domestic violence. Also, the movie is not good. Uh, yeah. Save Haven is not a good movie. It's not like I went into it with especially high expectations, but, you know, Josh Duhamel is not unpleasant to look at and he was perfectly fine in The Lost Husband, … Continue reading Review: Let Me Save You the Trouble of Watching “Safe Haven”
“The Kissing Booth 1 & 2” Let’s Plow Through The Patriarchy Together!
Look, let me start by telling you what I didn't strongly dislike about the movie The Kissing Booth: 1. Its portrayal of an intimate and wholly platonic friendship between a teenage girl and boy. 2. Molly Ringwald, though I question why she agreed to be in this movie. Aaaand, that's pretty much it. But don't … Continue reading “The Kissing Booth 1 & 2” Let’s Plow Through The Patriarchy Together!
“The Wrong Missy” Is ALL Wrong
Dear sweet crushed goldfish crackers. I did not enjoy this movie. Did I go into watching it with low expectations? I did, but maybe not low enough. Rarely have I watched something that put so much effort into being funny and failed so miserably. You know when four-year-olds start making up knock-knock jokes? And they … Continue reading “The Wrong Missy” Is ALL Wrong