Agony – Chronically Streaming

May 8, 2023May 8, 2023 Rachel Agony, AppleTV, Comedy, Romance

GHOSTED (2023): Raises Ghosts of Sexism Better Left For Dead

Hang on. Give me a second to unstick my eyeballs from the back of their sockets. Phew. That's better. For my eyes at least. Sadly, nothing is going to save Ghosted (2023) from itself. Look, it's my chosen vocation to watch a lot of mediocre movies, and most of the time I enjoy the heck … Continue reading GHOSTED (2023): Raises Ghosts of Sexism Better Left For Dead

September 12, 2022September 12, 2022 Rachel Agony, Comedy, Cringe Watch, Movie, Netflix, Rom-Com, Romance

LOVE IN THE VILLA (2022): Netflix, How Dare You!?

You may think I'm being too hard on this movie, which was clearly put together with the aid of moldy ideas, green venom, and a hacksaw, but I'm most certainly not. I will say that the movie has decent acting (Kat Graham should keep getting rom-com lead roles). There are some sunsets. And it was filmed in Verona. So there's that.

June 28, 2022June 28, 2022 Rachel Agony, Amazon Prime, Bliss, Comedy, Comfortable, Drama, HBO Max, Hulu, Meh, Movie, Rom-Com, Romance, Spanish

Short Reviews: FIRE ISLAND (2022); MOONSHOT (2022); LANGUAGE LESSONS (2021); BAKERY IN BROOKLYN (2016); SAVING FACE (2004)

Choose a title from the list below or scroll down to read them all: FIRE ISLAND (2022)MOONSHOT (2022)LANGUAGE LESSONS (2021)BAKERY IN BROOKLYN (2016)SAVING FACE (2004) FIRE ISLAND (2022) From the chatter I'd been hearing online I expected this to be a euphoric romp of a rom-com centered on Asian men that manages to not lose … Continue reading Short Reviews: FIRE ISLAND (2022); MOONSHOT (2022); LANGUAGE LESSONS (2021); BAKERY IN BROOKLYN (2016); SAVING FACE (2004)

May 30, 2022May 29, 2022 Rachel Agony, Distressing, Drama, HBO Max, Hulu, Movie, Murdery Things, Netflix, Rom-Com, Spanish

Shortish Reviews of Movies I Did Not Enjoy: AMOR DE MADRE (HONEYMOON WITH MY MOTHER) (2022); DEATH ON THE NILE (2022); F*CK LOVE TOO (2022); LICORICE PIZZA (2021); SENIOR YEAR (2022)

Choose a title from the list below or scroll down to read them all: amor de madre (Honeymoon with my mother)(2022)DEATH ON THE NILE (2022)F*CK LOVE TOO (2022)LICORICE PIZZA (2021)SENIOR YEAR (2022) Amor de madre (Honeymoon with my mother) (2022) What an absolutely bizarre concept for a movie. Perhaps there is a way to make … Continue reading Shortish Reviews of Movies I Did Not Enjoy: AMOR DE MADRE (HONEYMOON WITH MY MOTHER) (2022); DEATH ON THE NILE (2022); F*CK LOVE TOO (2022); LICORICE PIZZA (2021); SENIOR YEAR (2022)

March 28, 2022June 1, 2022 Rachel Agony, Amazon Prime, Binge Watch, Bliss, Comfortable, Cringe Watch, Distressing, Drama, HBO Max, Hulu, Meh, Movie, Murdery Things, Netflix, Series

Review: Thrilling and Not-So-Thrilling Thrillers—NO EXIT (2022), THE TOURIST (2022), PIECES OF HER (2022), THE WEEKEND AWAY (2022), WINDFALL (2022), REACHER (2022)

Choose a title from the list below, or scroll down to read them all: No Exit (2022)The Tourist (2022)Pieces of Her (2022)The Weekend Away (2022)Windfall (2022)Reacher (2022) No Exit (2022) Please hang up your disbelief, leave your critical thought at the door, and let your brain slip into something comfy to watch No Exit, an … Continue reading Review: Thrilling and Not-So-Thrilling Thrillers—NO EXIT (2022), THE TOURIST (2022), PIECES OF HER (2022), THE WEEKEND AWAY (2022), WINDFALL (2022), REACHER (2022)